Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Caturday- A Tale of Two Sisters

Littermates, actually. This is Sweetie:


And Gracie:


They are getting on in age. Sweetie is an outdoor cat, virtually feral, though she will, on rare occasions, allow me to pet and/or scratch her. She is a lot smaller than Gracie, who is, truth be told, overweight. Both girls are limping from arthritis. Gracie is on prednisone, nothing to be done for Sweetie. Winter is approaching and Sweetie is very thin.

I don't think she has too many years to go, 12 is very old for an outdoor cat in the Northeast. She is extremely cautious, though, and has survived so far.

Sweetie likes to lie on these chairs, six of them are stacked up. It gets her fairly well above the ground and gives her a reasonably secure vantage point.

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