Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 23, 2009

Braaaaains and Jesus

(File under "Blasphemy Я Us")

Update: You have to see this, too.

(I'd give a H/T, but the person involved does not want to be publicly named. )
Posted by on or about 12:39

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That picture is somewhat unnervingly like a dream I had a few years ago. And now? It does rather remind me of what the Dominionists and Christian Identity folks do with religion.

11/23/2009 12:50 PM
BadTux said...

Ghouls eating the body of Christ. Yeah, that sounds like the current "Christian" churches, alright. If they actually abided by the teachings of their supposed "Savior" I wouldn't mind so much. But of course they don't -- they are ghouls feasting on a corpse, not followers of said corpse. If preachers and priests had to work for a living in a real job that actually produces something rather than feasting on the corpse of their "Savior" I might feel a bit different about it, but honey, if you don't do anything productive except blather about your "Savior"? Well, that dress you're wearin' don't make ya any less a ghoul, "Father".

- Badtux the "Organized Religion Sucks" Penguin

11/24/2009 1:38 AM

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