Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, November 23, 2009

Braaaaains and Jesus

(File under "Blasphemy Я Us")

Update: You have to see this, too.

(I'd give a H/T, but the person involved does not want to be publicly named. )

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That picture is somewhat unnervingly like a dream I had a few years ago. And now? It does rather remind me of what the Dominionists and Christian Identity folks do with religion.

BadTux said...

Ghouls eating the body of Christ. Yeah, that sounds like the current "Christian" churches, alright. If they actually abided by the teachings of their supposed "Savior" I wouldn't mind so much. But of course they don't -- they are ghouls feasting on a corpse, not followers of said corpse. If preachers and priests had to work for a living in a real job that actually produces something rather than feasting on the corpse of their "Savior" I might feel a bit different about it, but honey, if you don't do anything productive except blather about your "Savior"? Well, that dress you're wearin' don't make ya any less a ghoul, "Father".

- Badtux the "Organized Religion Sucks" Penguin