Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 30, 2009

Looking for a Post on Tiger Woods?

Then go elsewhere. I really don't give a shit about any of the "sports stars", as long as they aren't out committing major felonies.
Posted by on or about 07:29

4 comments:

J. said...

He shoots, he scores! Nice. Made me smile on a Monday...

11/30/2009 9:58 AM
Don Brown said...

1) Great minds think alike...

2) My two favorite blogs....

Check it out

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/30/policy-statement/

Don Brown

11/30/2009 8:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

What a bloody thief! :)

11/30/2009 9:09 PM
BobG said...

"The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance."
-Robert A. Heinlein

12/01/2009 5:30 PM

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