Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Right-Wing Loyalty Tests

"Conservatives", which nowadays are not indistinguishable from Wingnuts who hate democracy, are proposing to have a ten-point loyalty test for Republicans. If you fail to get a passing grade on their loyalty test, they will excommunicate you from the party.

Meanwhile, in Rhode Island
:
Providence Bishop Thomas J. Tobin has forbidden Rep. Patrick J. Kennedy to receive the Roman Catholic sacrament of Holy Communion because of his advocacy of abortion rights, the Rhode Island Democrat said Friday.
I don't care too much if the Republican party wants to continue its forced march into the dumpster of history. The politicians that are purged by the party of Hoover will find a home elsewhere. Eventually, a center-right party will form and the decline of the GOP will become a subject of PhD theses which, like most other theses, will be read by nobody.

The Catholic Church is, on the other hand, playing with fire. One of the oldest and most durable anti-Catholic biases has been the point that the Pope is the head of a foreign state. If the Church is going to start trying to force American Catholic politicians to follow Church doctrine, the question will be once more asked whether Catholic politicians will be loyal to the Church or to the United States of America. It will raise the question as to whether Catholic judges, particularly the six who sit on the Supreme Court, are basing their rulings on American jurisprudence and principles or are they basing their rulings on Church doctrine.

The same questions as to "can one be both a good Muslim and an American citizen" may start being directed towards adherents of the Church of Rome. Islam only has a holy book while Catholicism has a human chain-of-command that leads directly to a foreign potentate. They are playing with fire.

It will also re-open the old question of why the Church was so quiet in the 1930s and 1940s when fascism was washing over Europe.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

How the fuck do they still have tax exempt status? And how do I change that?

Also, for a good spanking of the Catholic's head honcho, go to Youtube and look for Sarah Silverman's "Sell the Vatican" video. Funny, sensible, and a clear demonstration that the church is NOT interested in humanitarian aid.

Christopher Hitchen's piece on Mother Teresa is also an eye-opener.

Eck! said...

Yes, JFK had to deal with the "Catholic issue" prior and during to his term in office.

To me the problem has always been the Holy Roman monarchy and the idea of worshiping a man.

Eck!

puddy said...

i love the idea of a more selective republican party. they're doing the hard work for us... separating the zombies from the nutjobs.

BadTux said...

Eck!, Catholics are not supposed to worship the Pope. That's just another bit of silliness like the silliness that Catholics worship statues. Uhm, no. There's a lot to dislike about the Catholic church. We don't need to make shit up.

- Badtux the Catholic Penguin