Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Bushification of Canada

Canadian customs goons are now asking foreign reporters what they are going to cover. They seem to be really paranoid that somebody is going to write something nasty about the 2010 Winter Olympics.

They must have been taking lessons from either our Department of Homeland Stupidity or from the Soviet Union's customs inspectors.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I went to see Amy Goodman speak in Victoria, the day after this happened. I have never heard of this happening to a journalist entering Canada, ever. (I have heard of Canadian journalists getting the 3rd degree or being refused entry outright to the USA, but that doesn't make this right, as some knuckledraggers commented in my local paper). Stephen Harper tries his best to be a Littler Bush, but it also seemed that the 2010 Olympics were a matter of indifference to the Federal government. Until now.

Amy Goodman spoke well. She didn't dwell on this incident much; spent about as much time talking about the time she was arrested during the RNC.