Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 28, 2009

At Least He Wasn't Yelling "Allahu Akbar"

For if he was, you'd have heard a lot more about this creep who was building pipe bombs in Ohio.
A former neighbor said Campano had a stream of creepy visitors to his apartment and often railed against the government.
So, let's recap what we've learned: Anti-government Wingnut builds pipe bombs and the national reaction is "meh." But oh, if he had been a Muslim, care to bet how many hours of coverage Fox News would be dedicating to it?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How long has he been an anti-gov nutjob? It's been my experience that such people span several administrations, not just one here or there.

Comrade Misfit said...

No idea, but since he was de-licensed as a MD ("de-white-coated"?) four years ago, it's probably a safe bet he's been a nut job for at least that long.

BobG said...

How many people has he killed, as compared with the Muslim major? If he had actually attacked someone with his bombs, there would be a story. Since all he did is hurt himself, who cares?

Comrade Misfit said...

The casualty count is not the point, Bob.