Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Shedding Season

One of my cats likes to worm in under the covers when I am sleeping. When it's shedding season, it is a constant chore to clean the cat hair from the sheets.

So I brush them. Two of my cats regard being brushed and combed as a lower form of affection; they prefer being petted and scratched, but brushing will do.

But ah, George. When I approach him with a brush in my hand, to his eyes, I must look like Dick Cheney carrying a waterboard.
Posted by on or about 20:29

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor kitty! The horror!

May shedding season be over soon. I feel like every bit of food I eat is seasoned with the effluvium of shedding season.

5/14/2008 8:34 AM
BadTux said...

What is this "shedding season"? Is it a season where one builds sheds? It certainly cannot have anything to do with cat hair, for my two babies shed copious amounts of hair all year 'round. It is amazing, I vacuum my apartment once a week, and, once a week, fill a vacuum cleaner bag with cat hair. If there were a shedding Olympics, my boys would certainly be in the top 10 in the shorthair category.

-- Badtux the Hairy Penguin
(but not *my* hair!)

5/14/2008 10:08 PM

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