Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

News for the Clueless; Iraq Edition

The U.S. has cut ties to Ahmad Chalabi because of his Iranian contacts.

No fucking shit, geniuses. Chalabi has been playing his own game for a very long time. The neocons who were gulled by his lies and false assurances were nothing more than a pack of useful idiots to Chalabi's ambitions. He is a con artist and a fraud. Allegations that Chalabi has been either playing a game with Iran or is a full-blown Iranian agent have been around for years.

Chalabi was like one of those quislings that conquering powers have set up in captive nations for thousands of years, but because the Bush Administration lost its nerve and tried to impose a democracy, even the Iraqis were not going to trust that greasy little fuck.

With any luck, Chalabi will soon be wearing a blindfold and die with the Arabic word for "fire" ringing in his ears.

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