Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Tampon Gun

I don't know whether to laugh or be appalled.

Your call.

3 comments:

deadstick said...

Is that a factory load or a wildcat?

Comrade Misfit said...

Wildcat.

Mooneyguy said...

Several years ago when I was a radio engineering consultant, I was called to a small Mountain-top FM station that was having transmission troubles. I discovered, on opening the transmission line, that the installers had not cleaned out the copper filings left over from manufacture. Being a Sunday in a small town we had to improvise. So we went to the local drug store and stocked up on sanitary napkins and tampons, which we soaked in rubbing alcohol and rammed through the copper pipes. The process worked but I still wonder what the clerk thought three men would be doing with all those feminine supplies...