Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Shocking News! Company Screws Its Employees!

The company is U.S. Sugar, which is screwing its workers by buying back the stock of retiring workers (under an Employee Stock Ownership Plan) at an undervalued price so the company's managers can then resell the shares for a lot more money. U.S. Sugar was buying out its workers for $194 a share; at the same time the company had rejected a buyout offer of $293 a share as being too cheap. The company had determined that the breakup value of the company was well over $1,000 a share.

I am just shocked, shocked, to learn that a company is fucking over its employees so that top management can line their own pockets.

1 comment:

Earl said...

Actually, I think it is a moral imperative for Executives to suck the best out of the World for themselves and other like parasites - or do you have one of those Golden Parachutes, too? Mine was some greenish color and only slowed my descent to the ground, I could still get bruised and broken.

Sugar is bad for folks anyway you take it.