Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 8, 2008

The Bad Thing About Firefox

It is that I can open a shit-ton of tabs. As a result, I forgot which blog mentioned the List of Possible Slogans for John McCain. #13 is the real truth, but #6 is the unspoken one that will be alluded to by 98% of his surrogates.

But I did remember that it was Bitch Ph.D who mentioned that Washington University is having what possibly could be the worst graduation in modern history.

Speaking of which, Chimpy is now so unpopular that he is appearing at high school graduations for classes that were hardly larger than your old one-room schoolhouse. I guess he has worn out his welcome at the nation's community colleges, beautician academies and truck driving schools.
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