Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Hello, Kitty!

Might not want to fuck around with a girl who is into the "Hello Kitty" stuff. She may have some of the more unusual stuff:

The t-shirt:


The 1911


And, of course, the Kalashnikov:
Posted by on or about 13:28

2 comments:

BadTux said...

The Kalishnikitty is real, BTW. I've seen the pictures of its (lady) owner shooting it at the range. Really... surreal :-).

- Badtux the Well-armed PEnguin

5/07/2008 3:15 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I know they're real. There was a place that would do up a full Hello Kitty AR-15, but I think they went out of business.

5/07/2008 6:23 AM

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