Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Get Serious, Specter

Sen. Specter is continuing with his concerns about alleged spying by the New England Patriots.

For the love of (insert name of your deity here)! The Bush Administration has been engaged in all manners of illegal spying on Americans. Specter has has done nothing to curb that. Oh, he has put on a good show, but when it comes time to actually do anything, Arlen Specter has shown all the strength of a soggy cardboard box.

Gee. After Specter gets done with the Patriots, I presume that he will hold hearing into allegations that Girl Scout troops have been stealing cookie-selling strategies from each other.

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