Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

WARNING TO ALL AMERICAN MEN!!

This Sunday, May 11th, is Mother's Day.

Do not forget or you will be in the shit up to your eyebrows. Having to run down to the local 24hr drugstore or mini-mart at 6AM on Sunday in order to buy a gift will only mark you as an inattentive and uncaring lout. Stopping at a roadside stand on the way to your mother's house to buy a bouquet of shitty overpriced flowers will show that you are truly a thoughtless moron.

Yes, it is just another fucking Hallmark Holiday. Regardless, suck it up.
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