Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 30, 2008

R.I.P.,Hedley Lamarr

Harvey Korman, dead at the age of 81.



One of the funniest things in the Carol Burnett shows in the late `60s and into the `70s was watching to see if Korman would lose his composure in some of the sketches. You could see him quivering with repressed laughter at times.
Posted by on or about 19:14

2 comments:

deadstick said...

Not De Money. De MoNAY! De MoNAY!

6/01/2008 12:12 AM
Distributorcap said...

if you have never seen the sketch of korman and conway in the dentist office -- find it immediately!

6/01/2008 7:07 PM

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