Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Wingnuts are Bug-Fuck Insane

The Wingnuts now think that Rachel Ray is a terrorist sympathizer. Her alleged crime: Wearing a freaking scarf in a Dunkin Donuts ad.


The Wingnuts need to be sedated for their own good, for they are losing their fraking minds.
Posted by on or about 17:02

4 comments:

Ghost said...

I miss when Rachael Ray was actually hot and not so annoying that we had to watch her on mute.

5/28/2008 7:04 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Can't speak to that. I don't watch the Food Network.

5/28/2008 8:46 PM
Mark Rossmore said...

She used to be quite the cutie. The missus and I enjoyed watching the earlier episodes of 30 Min Meals and $40 a day. She had this natural, fun vibe about her. While her FHM photo shoot seemed pretty out-of-character, she still looked pretty hot.

Then she had this whole "gimme highlights" makeover, developed a smoking-induced gravelly voice, and cranked up this fake "yummo" personality. She quickly crossed the line into grating and obnoxious.

My vote for "Hottest Chick on Food Network" is very much in Giada De Laurentiis' corner. That woman's a stunner and an excellent chef (unlike Ray, who's just a "cook"). A close second is the lovely Brit Nigella Lawson, whose show isn't on nearly enough. I can definitely appreciate a woman who is not only physically attractive, but creatively and technically proficient in her field. Eye candy bores me.

5/28/2008 10:40 PM
CrankyProf said...

I hate Rachel Ray, but I think that a) it's not a keffiyeh to begin with, and even if it was, b) she's too dumb to know the difference.

5/29/2008 1:01 PM

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