Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Death March of the Democrats Continues

Obama won North Carolina and Clinton leads in Indiana.

In other words, nothing has fucking changed from the Pennsylvania primary two weeks ago.

And so the Death March continues.

Coming after eight years of the worst president in living memory and with the President's party having nominated a guy whose campaign calls up Der Monkey Fuhrer's people two or three times a day, you'd think the Democrats would have a hard time figuring out a way to lose the presidential election this time around.

Sadly, they seem to be up to the challenge.

No comments: