Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Why is Comcast Sucking Up to Bill O'Reilly?

You have to wonder why Comcast is so deathly afraid of Bill O'Reilly that they would fire a guy for daring to criticize His Royal Offalness.

On one level, it doesn't surprise me, as anybody who has ever had to deal with Comcast as a residential cable supplier knows that they are the Essence of Pure Evil. Comcast's biggest dream is to be a telecom giant and get to fulfill all of those warrantless wiretap requests from the Bush Administration. Comcast cares so little about its customers that they have jacked up their cable rates at about twice the rate of inflation.

(Speaking of which, it's about time for them to add two more bullshit cable channels to their package deals so they can raise their rates by another $4 per month.)

Why are they so afraid of O'Reilly?

(H/T to HuffPo)

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