Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

McCain: Every Child Will Receive a Free Pony!

Which is about the only thing that McBush didn't promise.

Among McCain's list of things he promises during his proposed presidency: War over. Low inflation. Energy independence. No terrorist attacks. Flat tax. Affordable health care.

But note that he made no promise to reduce deficit spending or to try and reduce the Federal debt.

McBush. McSame. Same old "run up the credit cards and stick our kids with the bill" economics.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Might as well get a pony to go with all the horse shit they've been shoveling at us for untold decades.

Danny said...

Its better than just saying.. "Change"...

Wait.. I'm sorry, its "change, I can believe in".. whatever change that is apparently