Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 30, 2008

Oh, the Humanity; Feline Edition, Pt. 2

He's still got the haircut, but at least Gracie has stopped yowling at him.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Phew! I find the yowling of cats quite chilling to listen to.

5/30/2008 8:19 AM
Phil said...

Here I thought I had some great cat adventures......

Poor critter.

5/30/2008 12:13 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, George is doing fine. He is purring and he seems happy. Those mats have to make him uncomfortable.

And at least I don't have two cats with the same name.

5/30/2008 12:45 PM
Phil said...

Dang, I about choked trying to eat a sandwich!

Very good point.

Lol

5/30/2008 1:20 PM

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