Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, December 10, 2007

Spamming Cocksuckers

I had a first happen today: I received a spam text-message on my cell phone.

Since under my "I don't text much" plan, I get charged fifteen cents for text messages, I called up my cellular provider and told them to disable the goddamn feature.

And if you happen to be one of those cocksucking motherfuckers who send out spam to cell phones, I hope you rot in Hell. But only after you die, slowly, of a horrible, painful, disfiguring disease.

Happy holidays, you scum-sucking goatfuckers.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Apparently being on the Do Not Call list doesn't apply to this particularly insidious form of harassment.
I'm with you on this subject 100%.
I even got one in Spanish.
Bastards texted me at 0200!
Trying to find my fucking glasses, thinking it was someone at work trying to get a hold of me for some kind of emergency. Murderously pissed off at that one.