Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Spamming Cocksuckers

I had a first happen today: I received a spam text-message on my cell phone.

Since under my "I don't text much" plan, I get charged fifteen cents for text messages, I called up my cellular provider and told them to disable the goddamn feature.

And if you happen to be one of those cocksucking motherfuckers who send out spam to cell phones, I hope you rot in Hell. But only after you die, slowly, of a horrible, painful, disfiguring disease.

Happy holidays, you scum-sucking goatfuckers.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Apparently being on the Do Not Call list doesn't apply to this particularly insidious form of harassment.
I'm with you on this subject 100%.
I even got one in Spanish.
Bastards texted me at 0200!
Trying to find my fucking glasses, thinking it was someone at work trying to get a hold of me for some kind of emergency. Murderously pissed off at that one.