Spamming Cocksuckers

I had a first happen today: I received a spam text-message on my cell phone.

Since under my "I don't text much" plan, I get charged fifteen cents for text messages, I called up my cellular provider and told them to disable the goddamn feature.

And if you happen to be one of those cocksucking motherfuckers who send out spam to cell phones, I hope you rot in Hell. But only after you die, slowly, of a horrible, painful, disfiguring disease.

Happy holidays, you scum-sucking goatfuckers.