Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 7, 2007

Imagine This

Say, for the sake of illustration, that you are doing business with a Russian company. The deal goes sour and your Russian business partner files charges against you in a Moscow court.

So there you are, walking down the streets of New York City, when a few goons from the Russian FSB grab you, stuff you in a van and before you know it, you're sitting in the Lefortovo Prison. You probably will be outraged, your family will be outraged. There will probably be no end of politicians denouncing your abduction. You might think that no civilized nation would comport itself that way, that certainly there are rules and procedures that have to be followed, that a nation can't simply go around snatching another nation's citizens off its streets.

Well, you'd be wrong. For our government says it can do exactly that.

No comments: