Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Alert Continental Gate Agent Prevents Possible Terrorist Attack

Or would have, if one regards Joan Rivers as a terrorist threat.

The current rendition of Security Theater is blaring away at full volume.

I feel safer already, don't you?
Posted by on or about 13:25

3 comments:

NYEMT said...

It wasn't the names, actually - it was the fact that her passport photo looks like Marilyn Monroe, and she looks like, well... Keith Moon.

1/05/2010 3:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Well, if silicon was explosive....

1/05/2010 7:32 PM
NYEMT said...

Their concern, in reality, was that her makeup could fly off in a patch of turbulence and injure or kill another passenger.

So maybe she IS a terrorist. I'm terrified of her. ;)

1/05/2010 11:17 PM

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