Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Having Fun is Strictly Forbidden To British Cops

The brass, like brass everywhere, have no sense of humor.

Posted by on or about 15:54

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

He wasn't having fun. He was developing an enhanced pursuit maneuver.

1/14/2010 4:23 PM
Holte Ender said...

I hope the only time they use their riot shields is for having fun like that.

1/14/2010 5:31 PM
deadstick said...

When it snows in Atlanta (which is roughly once a year), the Georgia Tech students go apeshit. I saw one doing that with a cafeteria tray...worked fine until he crossed the street and hit the curb with his shoulder.

Instant 4F draft card.

1/14/2010 7:36 PM

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