Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, January 18, 2010

You Can Purchase the Blasted Soul of Oxycontin Rush!

If the bidding on the festering soul of Pat Robertson is too rich for your blood (currently at $910), you can bid on Rush Limbaugh's. Proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders.
Posted by on or about 12:22

2 Brickbats Thrown:

  1. At this time it's up to $218.50. That's a lot to pay for only being able to perform voodoo on him instead of actual damage. I mean sure it might work but a baseball bat upside the head while swinging for the fence would be much more satisfying. And you get to see the result. Now that's worth some money.

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  2. I especially like the question and answer thingy on the Robertson one:

    Q: Is the doll anatomically correct? Stringing him up by his balls sounds like fun to me. Jan-17-10
    A: Unfortunately the doll IS anatomically correct, which means it has no balls.

    Bwhahaha!

    - Badtux the Amused Penguin

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