Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Enjoy your upcoming stretch in the Greybar Hotel, assholes:
Federal officials arrested four men on Monday and charged them with posing as telephone technicians to tamper with the telephone system in the New Orleans offices of Senator Mary Landrieu, Democrat of Louisiana.

One of the men arrested was James O’Keefe, according to The New Orleans Times-Picayune, a filmmaker who produced videos purporting to document questionable practices at some field offices of the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, known as Acorn.
You can probably safely bet that the various folk on the Right will be stumbling over their feet to come up with excuses as to why those four fuckers were trying to buy the phones of Sen. Landrieu. In the meantime, the four putzim might want to buy this book.

UPDATE: The best nickname I've seen: The Teabuggers.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

I guess life's hard out there for a (fake) pimp. Maybe he can take some pointers from the real ones he meets in the grey bar hotel, eh?

- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin