Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Har!

"Twilight" meets "Modern Warfare".



I'm still of Buffy's persuasion on vampires: Kill them all. Why anyone seems to regard as romantic sentient evil creatures that regard us as food is beyond me.

Vampires regard as as prey. We have weapons. Any questions?

(H/T)
Posted by on or about 15:01

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...Though even Buffy bonked a couple of comely vamps.

But seriously, I suspect the vampire, for women & esp. adolescent girls, represents the predaciousness & destructiveness of male sexuality that is largely unacknowledged by our culture.

1/18/2010 10:27 PM

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