Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Har!

"Twilight" meets "Modern Warfare".



I'm still of Buffy's persuasion on vampires: Kill them all. Why anyone seems to regard as romantic sentient evil creatures that regard us as food is beyond me.

Vampires regard as as prey. We have weapons. Any questions?

(H/T)
Posted by on or about 15:01

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...Though even Buffy bonked a couple of comely vamps.

But seriously, I suspect the vampire, for women & esp. adolescent girls, represents the predaciousness & destructiveness of male sexuality that is largely unacknowledged by our culture.

1/18/2010 10:27 PM

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