Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The Germans Could Take Them Now

If the Wehrmacht were to set foot on one of the Channel beaches now, they could conquer the country with a battalion of men armed with rusty Mausers.[1]
LONDON (AP) -- Officials will ban drinking contests in bars and force pub owners to offer patrons tap water in a bid to help tackle Britain's boozy culture, the government said Tuesday.
I gather that a ban on solid food is not too far in the future for the Great Nanny State.
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[1] OK, that was terribly unfair. No self-respecting German soldier would have a rusty Mauser. They'd all be nicely blued with mirror-bright bores.

6 comments:

Nangleator said...

Churchill's line: "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few," was about their bar bill.

zdogk9 said...

Given the state of affairs in Formerly Great Britan, you'd think the last thing they'd want would be a sober populous.

Comrade Misfit said...

Bob, you'd think so. The Russians have known for centuries that a drunken population is a more easily controllable population.

djings said...
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Unknown said...

Nah, if the Germans turned up on our beaches today they would have to fight their way through our defensive lines of used condoms, litter and sewage :)

BobG said...

Hell, the way some of the Brits I know have complained about the current nanny state, the Germans would probably be welcomed as liberators these days.