Wth Apologies to Samuel Clemens

It is my heart-warm and world-embracing hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man, woman, sister and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the cellular telephone.

Oh, and the douchebag who invented "robocalls"? Him, too.