Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Calling All Conspiracy Theory Buffs: Man Your Stations!

One of the Teabuggers has (or had) some ties to the CIA. (More here.)

Stand by for the usual spate of half-baked conspiracy theories.

UPDATE: The mug shots of the Teabuggers:

(H/T)

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

It's fun to pretend you're a spy!

Until Federal Marshals want to speak to you.

Comrade Misfit said...

Even less fun when the Marshals want to accessorize your telephone repairman costume with shiny bracelets.

Karen Zipdrive said...

None of these dweebs have likely to ever have been laid.
Good thing they'll be making lotsa kookie new love matches in prison.