Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 29, 2010

Calling All Conspiracy Theory Buffs: Man Your Stations!

One of the Teabuggers has (or had) some ties to the CIA. (More here.)

Stand by for the usual spate of half-baked conspiracy theories.

UPDATE: The mug shots of the Teabuggers:

(H/T)

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

It's fun to pretend you're a spy!

Until Federal Marshals want to speak to you.

Comrade Misfit said...

Even less fun when the Marshals want to accessorize your telephone repairman costume with shiny bracelets.

Karen Zipdrive said...

None of these dweebs have likely to ever have been laid.
Good thing they'll be making lotsa kookie new love matches in prison.