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"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

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Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

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Monday, January 25, 2010

Bet You Won't See This in the Bible

From Abtruse Goose:

Posted by on or about 06:32

2 Brickbats Thrown:

  1. I always wondered where all those strings came from.

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  2. Reminds me of this:

    "To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake. Like on the seventh day God looked down, "There it is. My Creation; perfect and holy in all ways. Now I can rest. [Gives shocked expression] Oh, my, Me! I left fuckin' pot everywhere. I should never have smoked that joint on the third day. Hehe, that was the day I created the platypus. Hehe. But if I leave pot everywhere that's gonna give people the impression they're supposed to...use it. Now I have to create Republicans." "...And God wept", I believe is the next part of that story."

    -- Bill Hicks

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