Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Asshat of the Day

Pat Robertson. But what can one truly say about a despicable old husk of a human who agreed that gays and feminists were, in part, to blame for the 9-11 attacks.

3 comments:

Cujo359 said...

What can I say? That he'd probably blame the Haitians for selling their souls in order to overthrow the French.

How did I do? ;)

Comrade Misfit said...

Spot on!

BadTux said...

The thing about Pat Robertson is that you can pick a day, any day, and name him asshat of the day. His asshattery, his sheer venality, is such a giant hole of suck that it takes something akin to the direct intervention of a higher power for anybody else to even approach Pat Robertson's daily level of assholery. He is a pathetic miserable excuse of a human being, and always will be. Throwing rotten tomatoes his way is like drowning cockroaches... it's really easy to do because he's as nasty as a cockroach, but after a time, it just gets tedious and boring.

- Badtux the Pat-lovin' Penguin (heh).