Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 18, 2010

You Can Purchase the Blasted Soul of Oxycontin Rush!

If the bidding on the festering soul of Pat Robertson is too rich for your blood (currently at $910), you can bid on Rush Limbaugh's. Proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders.
Posted by on or about 13:22

2 comments:

Ruckus said...

At this time it's up to $218.50. That's a lot to pay for only being able to perform voodoo on him instead of actual damage. I mean sure it might work but a baseball bat upside the head while swinging for the fence would be much more satisfying. And you get to see the result. Now that's worth some money.

1/18/2010 4:42 PM
BadTux said...

I especially like the question and answer thingy on the Robertson one:

Q: Is the doll anatomically correct? Stringing him up by his balls sounds like fun to me. Jan-17-10
A: Unfortunately the doll IS anatomically correct, which means it has no balls.

Bwhahaha!

- Badtux the Amused Penguin

1/18/2010 9:07 PM

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