Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
1 comment:
That reminds me of a comment by a Palestinian journalist about the difference between working under the Israeli government and under the Palestinian Authority. He said the Israelis had censorship and the Palestinians didn't.
So every day he had submit every article to an Israeli censor. He was an okay guy, the reporter said, almost like an editor, and they would argue over each article and sometimes over words until the censor was satisfied and he would be allowed to publish the article. One editor managed to keep his newspaper going for a whole year even though he was under house arrest. The censor would come to his house, I guess.
Under the Palestinian Authority there was no more censorship and no more censors. But if you published something the PA didn't like, they sent a couple of thugs over to your house to break your legs. The resulting self-censorship was far more severe than anything the Israelis ever imposed.
Strict Legalism is one of the small virtues of an authoritarian state. It's what makes it bearable. A government that tolerates chaos in its own interest may soon get more chaos than it wants. A government can survive anything but the contempt of its people, as the breakdown of the Palestinian Authority has shown.
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