Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Alert Continental Gate Agent Prevents Possible Terrorist Attack

Or would have, if one regards Joan Rivers as a terrorist threat.

The current rendition of Security Theater is blaring away at full volume.

I feel safer already, don't you?
Posted by on or about 13:25

3 comments:

NYEMT said...

It wasn't the names, actually - it was the fact that her passport photo looks like Marilyn Monroe, and she looks like, well... Keith Moon.

1/05/2010 3:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Well, if silicon was explosive....

1/05/2010 7:32 PM
NYEMT said...

Their concern, in reality, was that her makeup could fly off in a patch of turbulence and injure or kill another passenger.

So maybe she IS a terrorist. I'm terrified of her. ;)

1/05/2010 11:17 PM

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