Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Shit Found Whilst Surfing

Nearly 40 years ago, an Italian, Adriano Celentano, wrote a song by stringing together a bunch of English words. It makes very little sense and it also is arguably one of the first rap songs in the world.



(I have no idea where I was when I found out about this.)

If you want to cheat and see it with mostly-accurate subtitles, go here.

Update: One of my co-workers, who speaks Italian, told me that the girl in the beginning is asking if it possible to have a song in which the words don't make any sense.

1 comment:

montag said...

He should re-release it, probably make the Top 10 easily.