Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Grow Up, America, Part II

It seems that other folks are saying close to the same thing as I.

On another note, Paul Campos asks "how much does it cost" when AF jets escort airliners with unruly passengers. I would suggest that the more pertinent question is: "What are those jets planning to do?"

The cockpit doors are fortified. The pilots are not going to open them, even if a group of terrorists gets control of the cabin and starts to slit the throats of everyone else in the cabin. If a passenger acts up, then, the pilots are not going to open the door to the flight deck. Those in the cabin cannot get control of the airplane and even if they try, the clear history is that the passengers now will fight them.

The fighter escort is useless unless they plan to shoot down the airliner. Does anyone seriously contemplate blowing an airliner out of the sky because there is an unruly passenger aboard?

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