Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Mike Huckabee's Willie Horton

Or "how being a Clinton-Hater got two people killed."

The Republicans in Arkansas and Mike Huckabee, who was the governor, had Wayne Dumond released from prison because they thought he was "rehabilitated". Dumond was serving a life sentence for raping a 17 year-old cheerleader who happened to be a second cousin of Bill Clinton. Huckabee and his fellow Republicans evidently figured that anybody who had hurt a Clinton relative had to be a good guy, so Dumond was freed, but only on the condition that he leave Arkansas.

So he moved to Missouri. And he murdered two women.

Sara Andrasek and Carol Shields paid for the GOP's irrational hatred of Bill Clinton with their lives.

Read more at Blue Girl. Or at the McClatchy DC Bureau.

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