Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Fascist America

The CIA tortured people.

The CIA made videotapes/DVDs of CIA agents torturing people.

Then, because the CIA all of a sudden realized that it had documented its people committing war crimes, the CIA destroyed the evidence.

Now the CIA is admitting that it destroyed the evidence.

Um, hey, you might want to check with your lawyers, guys. Destruction of evidence of a crime is a crime. It's called "obstruction of justice." And for those of you who weren't involved with the actual torture, but destroyed the tapes or ordered the destruction, try "accessory after the fact".

Look it up.

As for the rest of you, think about this: In your name, your government tortured people. That is a war crime. The US has executed people in the past for such crimes. Under the Yamashita Standard, George Bush, Richard Cheney, Condolezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenet and probably a busload of other officials should all be tried for crimes against humanity and, if found guilty, they should be hung.

And those of you who think that this is all just peachy keen, you can apply for your Good Little German card. For you are no different from them.

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