Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Arr, Here There Be Jews!

I'm not overly religious. Hell, by most folks' standards, I'm barely religious. I don't traffic in organized religion; I tend to regard religious entities as forces that, in large measure, have more often served the dark side of humanity.

But this time of year, I feel the urge to let people know that December just doesn't belong to Santa Claus and the Christians. So I set my menorah in the window and that's where I burn the candles for the eight nights of Hannukha.


And yes, it is not exactly a holy sentiment. There is a strain of "I'm here, I'm Jewish, and if you don't like it, fuck you" running through the reasons why I do this.

(p.s., the blob on the lower left of the menorah is birdshit on the outside of the window.)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

If I still lived in Fundyland, I might do that just to piss off the xtians, even though I'm about as Jewish as honey baked ham.