Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, May 2, 2011

The Donald's Reaction to the Death of Bin Ladin

"Where is bin Ladin's long form death certificate? Show us the death certificate!"

Not original to me, no idea who first wrote it. But I am claiming credit for this: We will now see the "Deathers" screaming that it was all a fake.

That the President did the job that he did at the Correspondents' Dinner is even more remarkable given that the final steps were being taken to executing the mission against bin Ladin.

(H/T)

UPDATE: The Deathers are already going on about this.

1 comment:

Mule Breath said...

The Donald might be a bit miffed because his show The Apprentice got preempted for Obama's announcment.