Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Wait, What??

4 comments:

Unknown said...

...and how many pop culture icons can one eviscerate in three minutes and 17 seconds?

Out of left field, but awesome. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

First piece of rap I've ever enjoyed . . .

Chuck Pergiel said...

I think I must be old. None of it made any sense at all.

The crows nest looks like it is made out of galvanized steel.

I like Puppetmastaz "Mephistopheles" better. I don't know if it makes any more sense.

Comrade Misfit said...

Charles, you haven't seen "Scarface" or "Forrest Gump"?