Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, May 30, 2011

I Do Not and Will Not Buy At a "Memorial Day Sale"

I believe that any store that holds a "Memorial Day Sale" deserves to go bankrupt in very short order.

If they want to hold a "Beginning of Summer Sale" or a "Holiday Weekend Sale", that's fine by me.

But not a "Memorial Day Sale", for that is a profane act.

Need I elaborate on this?

3 comments:

Craig said...

I'm a vet. I lost friends in war. I have friends maimed in war. I agree with you. Fuck the capitalist kochsuckers who want to turn a buck and shit on those who gave it all.

Constitutional Insurgent said...

Well said. I cringe equally at "Memorial Day sales" and salutations of "Happy Memorial Day!".

It seems that most of America has either confused or conflated Memorial Day and Veterans Day...or suffer from disposable, short attention span syndrome.

Either way...it's a sad reflection of our nation.

Joan said...

I am so with you!

@Constit. Insurgent... I am convinced that 95+% of Americans have no idea at all what Memorial Day is. I too have heard "Happy Memorial Day."

Morons should be forcibly sterilized. They are destroying the country.