Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Some People Are Serious Assholes

I try to go for a walk every day. One of my routes is on a road that goes through/over a wetland. It's a secondary road that is busy at times, but it's fairly safe to walk and the view is nice.

The turtles are active, at least as much as turtles are. Today I saw two of them that had been run over. Both turtles had been well on the shoulder of the road. One of the carcasses was a good seven or eight feet away from the traveled way.

So some asshat swerved his car or truck that far off the road so that he could experience the thrill of running over a nearly stationary creature.

Douchebag. If I were writing the laws, I'd have the fuckers that do such things neutered with rusted hacksaws.

4 comments:

dbliss said...

did you get the jerk's plate? i'm thinking they're probably a protected species and even if not your local animal control department should take an interest.

Stewart Dean said...

Nah, forget the rusted hacksaw, make it more appropriate to the crime....have an 18-wheeler run over this balls.

Spud said...

What balls ?

Comrade Misfit said...

dbliss, no, I just saw the carcasses. I didn't see it happen.