Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Let's Dig the Deficit Hole Even Deeper!

Which is why the Air Force wants to spend a few hundred billion dollars buying new bombers.

Note that the defense guys, LockMart, Boeing and Northrop, want the deal to be a "cost-plus" arrangement, which is defense-speak for "let's rape the taxpayers". This is the biggest lie in weeks from Fort Fumble:
"The military services have worked and reworked the requirements for these programs to ensure that we do not find ourselves, after spending billions on development, with a system we can't afford to produce."
Yeah, like that'll ever happen.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Then there's Augustine's Law #16 "which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially:

In the year 2054, the entire defence budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3½ days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day."

Don't believe it? See the graphical proof here, with major military aircraft costs showing the way...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustine%27s_laws

montag said...

This time they are going to begin with a system we can't afford to produce. Bigger toys means better generals.

BadTux said...

Northrop Grumman still has the B2 molds and could punch those suckers out for a unit cost of around $350M apiece. Upgrade with some modern robotics and you're *much* cheaper.

Note that the B-2 is a hangar queen, but that's because of the RF-absorbant coating. If you just want some unmanned B-2s loitering as bomb trucks over Afghanistan and don't care about the stealth properties of the plane, maintenance is on par with most modern jets. Same deal with cruise missiles. Right now the B-2 has no provisions to carry cruise missiles, they simply aren't useful for its primary mission of penetration. But slinging a couple of Tomahawks under its belly would be child's play if you didn't care about radar signature...

But dusting off those old molds wouldn't be as profitable as a new hangar queen, so (shrug). In any event, something has to be done to replace the B-1's, whose swing wings are coming to end of life, and B-52's, which are older than the grandfathers of the kids flying them. It's not a "has to be done tomorrow" thing, but start of development clearly has to be done *sometime* in the near future or the U.S. loses its heavy bomb truck capability. Which might be a good thing, actually, but I doubt you'll find any politicians or Air Force types who'll agree... empire is too deep in their blood.

- Badtux the Flightless Penguin