Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 13, 2011

From Yesterday: The Revolving Door Spins On

The post that Google munged, the one from yesterday morning, was about FCC Commissioner Meredith Attwell Baker, who voted in favor of the Comcast-NBC merger just a few months ago.

She is taking a job with Comcast. No, she isn't going to be driving around one of those spiffy white vans; she is going to be Comcast's chief lobbyist to Congress.

Nothing unseemly there, folks. You can bet your bottom dollar that there is no way in hell that anybody at Comcast said that there was a job for her or even hinted that there was an opening in their congressional bribery lobbying office. Yep, and pigs are growing wings and flying.

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

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