Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Caturday

Jake is warming himself on one of the heated cat beds.


George loves to be by the windows.


It's pretty difficult to take a lousy photo of Gracie when she is shining those green eyes at the camera.


UPDATE: Gracie fired off a food/hairball puke at 11:20 last night. She was on my bed when she did that. I have a heavy white cotton throw on my bed as a mess-catcher for things like that. I got up, picked up the solid stuff, disposed of it and went back to bed.

Gracie then walked across me and laid down on my side of the bed.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Been there. Done that. Do the gagging sounds wake you from a deep sleep, just like a baby's whimper?

Comrade Misfit said...

When she is puking less than three feet from my head, it wakes me up, all right.