Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Delivery Notice


(H/T)

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh shit! I do NOT want to be around for that Justin Bieber thing.


(word verification: "tastr." Now I'm really toast!)

Eck! said...

ah, err, uhm, still here.

Dumb stupid weak minded fools.


Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

My spiritual master made the comment that it would be too easy on us all for the world to end....

And there's a great old (1962) skit from Beyond the Fringe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSZ2by7M9NI