Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Delivery Notice


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3 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh shit! I do NOT want to be around for that Justin Bieber thing.


(word verification: "tastr." Now I'm really toast!)

5/21/2011 11:02 AM
Eck! said...

ah, err, uhm, still here.

Dumb stupid weak minded fools.


Eck!

5/21/2011 7:34 PM
Stewart Dean said...

My spiritual master made the comment that it would be too easy on us all for the world to end....

And there's a great old (1962) skit from Beyond the Fringe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSZ2by7M9NI

5/22/2011 9:39 PM

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